Bad Tooth Fairy
Buddy lost a tooth last night (not his first), and he put it under his pillow thinking the tooth fairy would pay him a visit. Unfortunately the tooth fairy wasn’t feeling well last night and totally forgot about it. He woke up this morning and came in to talk to me with a really sad face asking my why the tooth fairy didn’t leave him anything.
Before I could get out an answer he said “Maybe I was sleeping too hard on my pillow and she couldn’t get it out. Tonight I’ll sleep on the other pillow so she can reach it.”
All I could do was smile and say maybe. I think the tooth fairy’s payment just went up.
Backseat Confessions 
Awwww! A definite raise in payment is needed for this one.